I had big plans for a blog post this morning. You probably would have liked it. You would have learned all about my home town and how special the light is in the morning and at dusk and how there is certainly no way I could ever live there again but it remains the only home I've ever known. I'd tell you all about my nutjob girlfriends - sisters really - and their synchronized swimming antics. You guys would love those girls. I wish they had blogs.
But I can't find the camera cord.
You bet I'd wax on about Thomas Keller's majestic gardens. The ones that
Melissa strolls through each morning. If you imagined she lives the beautiful (inside and out) and exquisite life she portrays on her
blog and her
shop you'd be spot on. Except it's all so much better in person. I already miss her world.
But I can't find the camera cord.
I've torn my house to bits this morning.
And still no cord.
Here's a photo I took with my phone (a bit like the
lanyard your kid made you at camp). Ikea curtains I'll be selling for a steal on a little pop up blog yard sale. More on that very soon, I promise. And maybe more iphone photos if my fucking cord doesn't show up. Oops, I never swear here. Did it hurt your ears?
Also, I had nightmares last night and now I feel sort of angry and sad. Can you tell? I miss my grandparents. My back hurts and I have to go to Target today because we're out of most of the things that make basic hygiene happen. And another thing. I'm going to the dentist in a couple of hours to learn about my next oral surgery. Can you tell that this post is going no where good?
Sorry. Isn't it just like a Monday to throw all sorts of lame stuff into the mix before the coffee is even ready?
I'll come back tomorrow with something pretty. In the meantime, tell me one happy thing, o.k.?
I'll start: I have dental insurance which will make my oral surgery possible. I am honestly grateful for that. And
Billy Collins. I'm always thankful for his words.